Felon 47’s Fascism Starter Kit: Just Add Bootlickers

Constitutions Are Just Suggestions When You’re a Wannabe Dictator

Ah yes, the man-baby who screamed “WITCH HUNT” at every felony conviction, lost an election by seven million votes, and staged a sloppy-ass coup attempt is now just straight-up saying the quiet part out loud: He wants to be a dictator. And guess what? His cult is eating it up like it's deep-fried in Crisco and served with a side of Bud Light.

This is what the beginning of dictatorship looks like. You gut the Constitution, install yourself as the one true power, and surround yourself with enough Kool-Aid-drunk morons who will cheer while you set the country on fire. Sound familiar? Yeah, history books (the ones Republicans haven’t banned yet) tell us this never ends well.

Felon 47 isn’t even pretending to be a president anymore. He’s openly fantasizing about using the government to punish his enemies, throw political opponents in jail, and “terminate” parts of the Constitution that get in his way. If a Democrat said any of this, conservatives would be losing their goddamn minds, but when it’s their bloated orange messiah? Crickets.

Here’s the deal: If this clown gets back in power, you can kiss democracy goodbye. He’s already promised mass deportations, a government loyalty test (hello, fascism!), and pardons for his January 6th foot soldiers. Meanwhile, his brain-dead fanbase will keep drooling over their Dear Leader while wondering why the rest of the world is pointing and laughing.

This isn’t politics. This isn’t policy. This is a goddamn cult of personality where the only qualification for leadership is how much you kiss the ring—or in this case, the oversized clown pants. And let’s be real, Felon 47 isn’t some 4D chess-playing mastermind. He’s just a dimwitted conman who stumbled upon a fanbase so gullible they’d chug bleach if he told them it would own the libs.

So yeah, Rep. Ilhan Omar is right. This is how dictators are made. And unless people wake the hell up, we’re all about to find out what happens when a man with the IQ of a used napkin gets unlimited power. Spoiler alert: It won’t be pretty.