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COMMENTARYStephen Miller’s New Terrorism Test: Do You Look Normal to Stephen Miller?
At a State Department summit, Trump’s policy enforcer turned counterterrorism into a beauty inspection - and exposed the authoritarian project beneath it.
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COMMENTARYDemocracy, Doorways, and the Return of Jim Crow With Better Lighting
Gerrymandering, badges, and the cowardice of keeping representation out of the room.
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A filthy little rhyme about the orange hog at the microphone, the cultcakes who clap for the slop, and the eternal truth that no suit, tie, or haystack wig can turn a fraud into a leader.
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