THE FULL SQUEEZE

DISPATCHES

Political commentary, satire, receipts, and stories for people who have officially run out of polite euphemisms.

A filthy little rhyme about the orange hog at the microphone and the cultcakes applauding the slop.

Trump's gold-plated ego shrine comes with a security excuse and a bill somebody else gets to pay.

A state this rich should not be this bad at keeping kids safe, hospitals open, and teachers secure.

Virginia became the warning shot for what Republicans try when voters stop cooperating.

A MAGA bedtime story about one sleepy little grifter and the inconvenient binders under the mattress.

A crude little rhyme for keyboard warriors, Kool-Aid chuggers, and basement patriots.