THE ANGRYCREAMSICLEJOIN THE RESISTANCEPolitical commentary, satire, receipts, and stories for people who have officially run out of polite euphemisms.
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At a State Department summit, Trump’s policy enforcer turned counterterrorism into a beauty inspection - and exposed the authoritarian project beneath it.
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A filthy little rhyme about the orange hog at the microphone, the cultcakes who clap for the slop, and the eternal truth that no suit, tie, or haystack wig can turn a fraud into a leader.
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While Americans are drowning in bills, Trump is trying to slap a ballroom on the White House, raise a giant triumphal arch in Washington, and call the whole thing “security.”
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A state this rich should not be this bad at keeping kids safe, hospitals open, teachers secure, schools funded, and people insured. That isn’t freedom. That’s a policy autopsy wearing cowboy boots.
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How Virginia became the warning shot for what Republicans will try nationwide when voters stop cooperating.
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Gerrymandering, badges, and the cowardice of keeping representation out of the room.
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