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You Can Dress Up a Pig

A filthy little rhyme about the orange hog at the microphone, the cultcakes who clap for the slop, and the eternal truth that no suit, tie, or haystack…

May 27 • The Angry Creamsicle

Let Them Eat Ballroom: Trump’s Gold-Plated Ego Shrine Comes With a Security Excuse

While Americans are drowning in bills, Trump is trying to slap a ballroom on the White House, raise a giant triumphal arch in Washington, and call the…

May 26 • The Angry Creamsicle

Texas Isn’t Failing. It’s Being Managed Into a Ditch.

A state this rich should not be this bad at keeping kids safe, hospitals open, teachers secure, schools funded, and people insured. That isn’t freedom…

May 25 • The Angry Creamsicle

When Democracy Wins, They Toss the Ballot

How Virginia became the warning shot for what Republicans will try nationwide when voters stop cooperating.

May 8 • The Angry Creamsicle

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Democracy, Doorways, and the Return of Jim Crow With Better Lighting

Gerrymandering, badges, and the cowardice of keeping representation out of the room.

May 8 • The Angry Creamsicle

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The Princess and the Plea

A MAGA bedtime story about one sleepy little grifter, a mountain of distractions, and the very inconvenient red binders hiding under the mattress.

May 7 • The Angry Creamsicle

The MAGA Trolls Who Came Out to Cry

A crude little rhyme for the keyboard warriors, Kool-Aid chuggers, and basement patriots currently rage-sobbing in my Facebook comments.

May 7 • The Angry Creamsicle

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April 2026

🗺️ The Strait of Hormuz™

Now Under ‘Concept of a Plan’ Management

Apr 20 • The Angry Creamsicle

April 2025

When Evolution Tapped Out: The Ballad of B6

B6: The First Karen To Discover Fire (Then Complain It Was Woke)

Apr 12, 2025 • The Angry Creamsicle

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February 2025

The Gospel of Grift: A Biweekly Sermon of Satire & Scorn

Hymns of Hypocrisy, Psalms of Scams, and Prayers for the Perplexed

Feb 6, 2025 • The Angry Creamsicle

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MAGA Martyr Live-Tweets His Last Stand

Goes Out With 23 Likes and a Police Barrage

Feb 6, 2025 • The Angry Creamsicle

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Felon 47's Gaza Grab: Ethnic Cleansing Disguised as Diplomacy

When Dictators Cheer and Democrats Shrug: America’s Moral Collapse

Feb 5, 2025 • The Angry Creamsicle

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